More Gab from Gwyneth

As we were driving Jack to school this morning, Gwyneth asks me, "Hey Momma, how come all playgrounds have pork chops?"

I was thinking to myself, "What in the world is she talking about?"

Jack calmly turns to her and says, "Gwyney, you mean wood chips. How come all playgrounds have wood chips?"

Gwyneth says, "Oh, yeah I mean wood chips."

Best not to confuse those two, especially when ordering at a restaurant.