Going back a few posts to our fair days I must mention the top three awkward things said by my son at the fair:
1. That guy is a total weirdo!! (while pointing at Big Tex but also in the general direction of a man wearing a very unfortunate tie dyed shirt. Bad choice.)
2. Hey you big FAT cow!! (while pointing at a rather BIG FAT cow in the petting zoo but also in the presence of about thirty people who may or may not have been rethinking why they felt they had to consume two Fletcher's corny dogs, a funnel cake and a turkey leg all before noon.)
3. As we were exiting the fair a bunch of clowns started talking to the kids and Jack walks by Gwyneth who is engrossed in conversation with a couple of them and says, "Gwyneth, don't talk to them because they are just trying to get information like your phone number."
