David bought new toilet seats for all of our toilets and for reasons I cannot begin to explain it has given me untold joy. I feel I have hit a middle age point where a new toilet seat is a new start.
Of course it was short lived when my father-in-law talking to David and counseling him on just what type of toilet seat to purchase said the following, "You know David, urine will just about stain anything."
Dry heave.
Gag.
Blech.
